REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.
STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
there is a reason 12 year olds should not be on tumblr
that is the reason in case any of you were confused
IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”
THAT AWKWARD LESBIAN MOMENT
when you’re best friend’s also a lesbian and you both are crushing on each other, but you haven’t come out of the closet yet.
(submitted by thebaddestbitch1996)
DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS