godtie:

clockworkseamstress:

godtie:

DO YOU HAVE SHORT HAIR??

IS YOUR SHORT HAIR STRAIGHT AND DOESNT HAVE VOLUME?

DO YOU WANT VOLUPTUOUS WAVY HAIR LIKE ALL THOSE OTHER CUTE KIDS WITH SHORT HAIR?

DO YOU WANT HAIR LIKE THOSE CUTE ASS PICTURES OF ME ABOVE THIS?

THEN BOY DO I HAVE THE PRODUCT FOR YOU

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THIS SHIT IS THE GODDAMN BEES KNEES

FOR LONG HAIR IT MAKES THAT SHIT ALL WAVY BUT DAMN CAN THIS BE USED FOR SHORT HAIR. IT GIVES IT TEXTURE. IT GIVES IT VOLUME. IT MAKES IT GODDAMN WAVY AND BEAUTIFUL.

BEST WAY TO DO IT? TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE BED, SPRAY THIS SHIT ALL UP IN YOUR HAIR, BLOWDRY THAT SHIT TILL ITS ALL DRY WITH YOUR HEAD UPSIDEDOWN, THEN SLEEP ON THAT MOTHER FUCKER LIKE NO ONES BUSINESS. THE MORE BED HEAD THE BETTER.

WAKE UP AND TAME THAT SHIT WITH YOUR FINGERS. YOURE GOOD TO GO FOR THE DAY FRIEND AND YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK FLAWLESS AND WAVY ALL GODDAMN DAY CONGRATS

BEST PART? THIS SHIT IS LIKE $5.

(THIS COMPANY ALSO MAKES A DAMN GOOD DRY SHAMPOO FOR THE DAYS WHERE YOU JUST DONT WANNA SHOWER BUT YOUR HAIR LOOKS GREASY AS FUCK. THIS COMPANY IS THE SHIT SO FAR AND I WANNA TRY MORE OF THEIR PRODUCTS AND PLAN TO.)

Nononono the best part is that all NYM products are sulfate and paraben free which means they’re really good for your hair. Sulfates’ only purpose in hair products is to make your shampoo sudsy (no, really) but in the process they strip all the moisture out of your hair and leave it frizzy and basically everything you hate. Parabens are used as a preservative and are loosely (loosely — repeated for emphasis) thought to be carcinogenic. If they really are, we’re all screwed because they’re in almost every beauty/cosmetic product on the market. Other than that, parabens’ aren’t really bad for your hair but ya know…

If that’s not the greatest it gets better. NYM is gluten-free, contains no animal ingredients or animal byproducts (EXCEPT the detangler stuff), nothing is tested on cute lil bunnies or puppies or anything, everything’s made in the USA, it’s all salon quality at drugstore price, and nearly everything is in a BPA-free bottle. Oh yes, you read all that right.

Basically NYM is the best goddamn hair care company I’ve ever come across and you should really give them a try. However! Don’t just try the shampoo/conditioner once and throw it out. It takes a week or so for your hair to go from holy shit what happened to daaaamn. (Also because there’s no sulfates there’s no suds and that takes a bit of getting used to.)

HOLY SHIT I HAD NO IDEA ABOUT ANY OF THIS GODDAMN PERFECT CHRISTMAS-LIKE GIFT OF INFORMATION

THIS IS DEFINITELY THE KIND OF KICKASS COMPANY YOU SHOULD BE SUPPORTING AND BUYING FROM

AND ONE LAST NOTE FROM THE KID OF A MOTHERFUCKING HAIRDRESSER, IF YOU DO WANT TO BUY SALON QUALITY PRODUCTS BUY THEM FROM YOUR LOCAL HAIR SALON. CHAIN STORES ARENT SUPPOSED TO BE SELLING A LOT OF THE PRODUCTS YOU FIND IN SALONS. WITH MANY OF THE PRODUCTS, YOURE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO GET AT LICENSED BEAUTY SUPPLY SHOPS AT WHICH ONLY LICENSED BEAUTY PROFESSIONALS ARE ABLE TO BUY FROM.

IT MIGHT BE A BIT MORE MONEY TO BUY FROM SALONS BUT YOU ABSOLUTELY KNOW THAT THE PRODUCT YOURE GETTING IS THE PRODUCT THATS FUCKING SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE CONTAINER, PLUS YOUR SUPPORTING YOUR LOCAL HAIRDRESSER. AND IF THEY DONT HAVE THE PRODUCT YOU WANT FOR SALE? ASK THEM TO GET IT AND THEY WILL.

BUT I MEAN HEY NOT YOUR MOTHERS PRODUCTS ARE GODDAMN DIDLY DARN GREAT AND WAY CHEAPER SO DEFINITELY GO FOR THOSE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL YOU WANT FROM SOME OTHER COMPANY

GODTIE OUT YOU BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKERS

(via spoopyramennoodles)

Timestamp: 1409161014

godtie:

clockworkseamstress:

godtie:

DO YOU HAVE SHORT HAIR??

IS YOUR SHORT HAIR STRAIGHT AND DOESNT HAVE VOLUME?

DO YOU WANT VOLUPTUOUS WAVY HAIR LIKE ALL THOSE OTHER CUTE KIDS WITH SHORT HAIR?

DO YOU WANT HAIR LIKE THOSE CUTE ASS PICTURES OF ME ABOVE THIS?

THEN BOY DO I HAVE THE PRODUCT FOR YOU

image

THIS SHIT IS THE GODDAMN BEES KNEES

FOR LONG HAIR IT MAKES THAT SHIT ALL WAVY BUT DAMN CAN THIS BE USED FOR SHORT HAIR. IT GIVES IT TEXTURE. IT GIVES IT VOLUME. IT MAKES IT GODDAMN WAVY AND BEAUTIFUL.

BEST WAY TO DO IT? TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE BED, SPRAY THIS SHIT ALL UP IN YOUR HAIR, BLOWDRY THAT SHIT TILL ITS ALL DRY WITH YOUR HEAD UPSIDEDOWN, THEN SLEEP ON THAT MOTHER FUCKER LIKE NO ONES BUSINESS. THE MORE BED HEAD THE BETTER.

WAKE UP AND TAME THAT SHIT WITH YOUR FINGERS. YOURE GOOD TO GO FOR THE DAY FRIEND AND YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK FLAWLESS AND WAVY ALL GODDAMN DAY CONGRATS

BEST PART? THIS SHIT IS LIKE $5.

(THIS COMPANY ALSO MAKES A DAMN GOOD DRY SHAMPOO FOR THE DAYS WHERE YOU JUST DONT WANNA SHOWER BUT YOUR HAIR LOOKS GREASY AS FUCK. THIS COMPANY IS THE SHIT SO FAR AND I WANNA TRY MORE OF THEIR PRODUCTS AND PLAN TO.)

Nononono the best part is that all NYM products are sulfate and paraben free which means they’re really good for your hair. Sulfates’ only purpose in hair products is to make your shampoo sudsy (no, really) but in the process they strip all the moisture out of your hair and leave it frizzy and basically everything you hate. Parabens are used as a preservative and are loosely (loosely — repeated for emphasis) thought to be carcinogenic. If they really are, we’re all screwed because they’re in almost every beauty/cosmetic product on the market. Other than that, parabens’ aren’t really bad for your hair but ya know…

If that’s not the greatest it gets better. NYM is gluten-free, contains no animal ingredients or animal byproducts (EXCEPT the detangler stuff), nothing is tested on cute lil bunnies or puppies or anything, everything’s made in the USA, it’s all salon quality at drugstore price, and nearly everything is in a BPA-free bottle. Oh yes, you read all that right.

Basically NYM is the best goddamn hair care company I’ve ever come across and you should really give them a try. However! Don’t just try the shampoo/conditioner once and throw it out. It takes a week or so for your hair to go from holy shit what happened to daaaamn. (Also because there’s no sulfates there’s no suds and that takes a bit of getting used to.)

HOLY SHIT I HAD NO IDEA ABOUT ANY OF THIS GODDAMN PERFECT CHRISTMAS-LIKE GIFT OF INFORMATION

THIS IS DEFINITELY THE KIND OF KICKASS COMPANY YOU SHOULD BE SUPPORTING AND BUYING FROM

AND ONE LAST NOTE FROM THE KID OF A MOTHERFUCKING HAIRDRESSER, IF YOU DO WANT TO BUY SALON QUALITY PRODUCTS BUY THEM FROM YOUR LOCAL HAIR SALON. CHAIN STORES ARENT SUPPOSED TO BE SELLING A LOT OF THE PRODUCTS YOU FIND IN SALONS. WITH MANY OF THE PRODUCTS, YOURE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO GET AT LICENSED BEAUTY SUPPLY SHOPS AT WHICH ONLY LICENSED BEAUTY PROFESSIONALS ARE ABLE TO BUY FROM.

IT MIGHT BE A BIT MORE MONEY TO BUY FROM SALONS BUT YOU ABSOLUTELY KNOW THAT THE PRODUCT YOURE GETTING IS THE PRODUCT THATS FUCKING SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE CONTAINER, PLUS YOUR SUPPORTING YOUR LOCAL HAIRDRESSER. AND IF THEY DONT HAVE THE PRODUCT YOU WANT FOR SALE? ASK THEM TO GET IT AND THEY WILL.

BUT I MEAN HEY NOT YOUR MOTHERS PRODUCTS ARE GODDAMN DIDLY DARN GREAT AND WAY CHEAPER SO DEFINITELY GO FOR THOSE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL YOU WANT FROM SOME OTHER COMPANY

GODTIE OUT YOU BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKERS

(via spoopyramennoodles)

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

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"I dont get along with other girls because girls are so bitchy"

bigbardafree:

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(via loveblondie96)

rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

(via loveblondie96)

rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

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wtf-fun-factss:

The eldest son of  Kim Jong Il -  WTF fun facts

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Timestamp: 1409080931

wtf-fun-factss:

The eldest son of  Kim Jong Il -  WTF fun facts

(via loveblondie96)

oreosvevo:

when you get caught taking food without permission

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(via guccimane-enthusiast)

mishascottontail:

Misha meets a puppy

[x]

(via loveblondie96)

Timestamp: 1409080789

mishascottontail:

Misha meets a puppy

[x]

(via loveblondie96)

thekataract:

It’s very rare I actually like how I look and today is the day

Timestamp: 1409027956

thekataract:

It’s very rare I actually like how I look and today is the day

(Source: j4mis0n, via drinkmor3vodka)

spoopyramennoodles:

daretocomply:

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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#IT IS NOW AUGUST

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AND STARBUCKS STARTED THE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE T O D A Y

iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

(via ginger-nuts)

Timestamp: 1408988099

iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

(via ginger-nuts)